This is the most advanced piece of quantum technology in the world! Reality Camouflage™ shields and protects the wearer from the harsh reality we live in by allowing the shirt to absorb and then distort reality on a quantum level before it arrives to the user's brain. While the actual tech behind the material is a secret, we can explain the effects, and they are unbelievable! Based on secret lab testing, the shirt allows the wearer to completely ignore the reality they live in as if there was no death or capitalism, and instead allows the wearer to be happy and enjoy life! (Effects vary based on the user's subjugation to reality).

Don’t let sunburn, radiation burn, wind, sand, pollution or other elements like seeing global poverty and homelessness ruin your day! This smooth and versatile long-sleeve rash guard will protect you from reality while you have fun doing sports with your girlfriends or your hubby coming home to his family after a 3 day bender. It is slim-fitted with flat ergonomic seams, and a bit longer than your casual tee for extra comfort and protection. Wear as a base layer everyday in order to regain your sanity at the office or on Zoom.

Printed with the dmataa logo on back.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (weight may vary by 5%)
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Fitted design
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flatseam and coverstitch

Size guide

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Some products are made and shipped outside of Canada which may incur import duties. Select DDP Shipping option to pre-pay duties.